it’s 2013 and there’s no delivery service for ice cream and ice lollies?
fuck this earth
what the fuck is an ice lollie
those are fucking popsicles
NOT IN ENGLAND THEY FUCKIN AINT
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!Worry About Your Own Uterus (via metaphorically)
A strong young man struggling to resist his temptations to slap Taylor Swift’s seductive behind.
i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again